1atula: 1atula: 1atula: guys im going to cr y my middle name starts with i and my first name is carla my parents got me the license plate icarla i cant drive my car anymore im leaving the country GUYS THE PLATE CAME IN AND THE FUCKING GOVERNMENT MISSPELT MY NAME MY LICENSE PLATE SAYS ICARLY ON IT GUYS
substantialityou: secretlyjohnwatson: DO YOU EVER JUST START AN EPISODE AND YOU’RE LIKE I KNOW THIS EPISODE TUMBLR TALKS ABOUT THIS EPISODE also known as OH THAT’S WHERE THAT GIF IS FROM Only always!
vriksaserket: someone called me fat today at school because i was eating chips in math class so i looked at them, then to my bag of chips, then poured the rest of the bag inside my mouth and without breaking eye contact, pulled out another bag from my backpack and kept eating
meladoodle: dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
edating: yes ur allowed to have other friends u just have to love me more
iguanamouth: iguanamouth: w hat do snakes use for protection ANACONDOMS!!!!!
renlybaratheeon: you don’t know true agony unless you’ve gone from watching 5 seasons in 2 days to 1 episode a week
hheyheeyheyy: kazandcas: lokis-army-at-221b: muggleland: the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like a caucasian orc from the lord of the rings Oh my god!
sasoriza-scorpio: youreakingnotapawn: leonhesreallycool: rockpikmin: leonhesreallycool: DO NOT PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES WHY DID YOU PUT ICE CREAM IN YOUR EYES I WANTED TO KNOW IF IT WOULD JHURT SHORT ANSWER YES DONT would you say that it makes your eyes scream GET OUT
iamtonysexual: turboxswag: pizza: high-self-esteem: fatwink: all i want is pizza and high self esteem hello hello hello one of these things is not like the others
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
apatheticghost: my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
I just want to write myself a world and go live in it
roguetheshootingstar: Our first couple cosplay? Domon and Rain from G Gundam! same for me and my boyfriend, except we’re going to do genderbend versions…not sure how that’s gunna work out yet…
Sometimes I feel like my boyfriend loves my butt more than he loves me
claydols: when the person you like gets excited over something you better watch cuz its the cutest fuckin thing
benedicts-doublechins: Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD