constantly wanting to rebel but not wanting to get into trouble
(via obscurewings)
I new zombie shirt Haha #zombie #tshirt #teeshirt #funny #mood #awesome #pink #plantsvszombies
I'm glad we're friends haha
| Me: | Imagine if they had sex charities |
| DP: | Where you just wait for people to put sex in. Like, you sit naked on a chair with legs open holding a sign that says “Penis please; every sperm counts!” |
| Me: | *laughs* But what about men? How would that charity be ran and what would their slogan be? |
| DP: | If a guy was in need of sex donations and would prefer to avoid penises, they could hang a “Volunteers wanted” sign from their erect dick I guess |
| Me: | *claps and rolls around on the floor laughing* |
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: …
Bruce: …
Clark: I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD…
Bruce: Stop it.
Clark: SHINING, SHIMMERING, SPLENDID!
Bruce: You promised.
Clark: TELL ME PRINCESS, WHEN DID YOU LAST LET YOUR HEART DECIDE?
Bruce: I was eight. It decided on justice.
(Source: letthemhearit, via thedarkplumber)
GARRUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
WHY ARE YOU HIDING BEHIND THE COUCH
SHHHH, IM HIDING!
I lost it when I saw itLMAO
(Source: perpetualvelocity, via one-testicle-short-of-a-krogan)
Personally, I’m waiting for this to happen.
GOODBYE
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
I went
to public school.
omfg
i lost it after attempt 510 omfg
JESUS CHRIST I CANT BREATHE
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMMIT
MOTHERFUCKING TRIPLE SPIKES
I am literally crying right now
(Source: kidxforever, via thedarkplumber)
THE BEST TRAIN CONVERSATION I HAVE EVER OVERHEARD
| Man 1: | But I'm not Gay! |
| Man 2: | Yeah, but if you WERE. Thor or Loki? |
| Man 1: | but I'm not! |
| Man 2: | IRRELEVANT! THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | honestly? |
| Man 2: | THOR OR LOKI! |
| Man 1: | probably Iron Man. |
| Man 2: | SERIOUSLY? TONY STARK? |
| Man 1: | yeah. I'd love to be Robet Downey Jr's bitch. God, that man.... |
| Man 2: | ooh I know what you mean. how would he proceed? |
| Man 1: | well we'd be having dinner and he'd have his hand on my leg and he'd whisper in my ear and tell me exactly what he was going to do to me. |
| Man 2: | oh yeah.. |
| Man 1: | and then his hand'd go further to the top of my leg and start grasping my- |
| Random Woman: | EXCUSE ME THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS TRAIN. |
| *awkward silence* | |
| Man 2: | ...and you said you werent gay! |
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